Barry Bonds Trial: Kim Bell’s Testimony

Come on now: You’d really like being on trial and having an ex-girlfriend make comments on the size of your testicles. You’d really like to hear you couldn’t get it up. Furthermore, you’d truly enjoy hearing about the acne on your back.

<object style=”height: 390px; width: 640px”><param name=”movie” value=”http://www.youtube.com/v/qeclXOBwwdo?version=3″><param name=”allowFullScreen” value=”true”><param name=”allowScriptAccess” value=”always”></object>

Such is the life of Barry “Barroid” Bonds.

Anyway, I hardly see Bonds as a sympathetic character. However, I do have some sense of personal shame. Let’s face it: There’s been some point in everyone’s life where having it published would be hugely embarrassing. For me, that’s this Barry Bonds trial. And this Kim Bell chick knows it. She has an ax to grind, as is stated repeatedly from the video.

No dude wants to hear that stuff. Now, I hope Bonds gets away with it. Not gets off, because apparently, he can’t anymore. But WTF, no man should be subjected to that stuff. She’s spiteful, vengeful and wants to make fistfuls of money. For her, getting pounded by Barroid Bonds was a nice springboard to a career as a skank. Too funny, she wasn’t trying to get away from him, was she?

She doesn’t have any shame. If you were a guy, wouldn’t you want to get with her?

Advertisements

About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
This entry was posted in Baseball, Celebrity Wannabe, Douchery, Entertainment, Rat Hall of Fame. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s