Kim K.

One of my former colleagues and a contributor to BSP brought up the subject of Kim K. Doesn’t it seem as if the dearth of playoff games has led to more posts on actresses and their assets? It’s true.

Anyway, you’re an idiot if you don’t know who Kim K. is. What planet have you been on? Kim K. has a giant ring. Kim K. has very nice curves, and is very easy on the eyes. Unfortunately for her, Kim K has engaged in a sexual lifestyle some would consider “permissive.”

BSP loves Kim K. Kim K is a real human being, who just happens to have a smokin body and has made money by simply being herself. Real humans, especially young ones get into bad relationships and make mistakes. Oddly enough, we know Kim K can cook. Kim K dated Reggie Bush. Reggie stated Kim K could really cook. Not snob cook, but down-home cooking. Do you know what a rarity it is for a “socialite” to know what they’re doing in the kitchen? Kim K can make cornbread from scratch. Not Jiffy, but corn meal. Kim K. is awesome in BSP’s book…and it’s a lot easier to get in the haterade category than the awesome category. In fact, there isn’t one, and there won’t be one.

Part of Kim K’s charm is she has no special talent. She is actually somewhat normal. You won’t see Kim K stealing jewelry or shoplifting when she has millions in the bank. You also won’t see Kim K spitting out kids with some loser…probably.

BSP has heard several men say they would not have done Kim K. if they had the chance. Lies by lying liars.  Anyone who says they wouldn’t have pounded those phatty cakes is LYING. Kim K. is classy in her own way. She is not in the same category as one of BSP’s all-time favorite “socialites”, Nicole “Hoopz”  Alexander. Let’s check Hoopz out again:

Pretty damn good in BSP’s book.

BSP does not point you to porn. This is a family entertainment blog. However, if BSP DID point you to porn, we’d suggest you Google Nicole Alexander’s video. The socialite leaves no doubt dude is beating her phatty cakes.

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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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1 Response to Kim K.

  1. Andrew Bailey says:

    Awesome post Patrick. I don’t know what’s better. This or the song for the video

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