Monthly Archives: May 2011

Miami — Chicago

Ok. The Heat won, 83-80. Miami is going to The Finals. We are not surprised. However, we are surprised at HOW they won. The Bulls finished the game with a total collapse in the 4th quarter. With a 13-point lead … Continue reading

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The Stuttering Fool

Is there anything worse than The Stuttering Fool? The Stuttering Fool is New York Yankees broadcaster John Stirling. I hear that guy all the time, especially in morning sports talk replays. Like anyone wants to hear that crap. “Yankees Win! … Continue reading

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Boston — Tampa Bay

The power play was the difference for Tampa Bay tonight. Three PPG for Tampa, one for Boston, and a 5 – 4 win for the Lightning. Go figure. Boston is better than Tampa, but the Lightning is taking advantage of … Continue reading

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Oklahoma – Dallas

This series is officially 3-1 prior to tonight’s game, but this series is over. Oklahoma is finished. The Mavericks will be moving on to the NBA finals. Turning back to Tampa Bay, trying to stave off elimination against Boston, while … Continue reading

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Season over for SJ Sharkie

We just saw the end of San Jose’s season. The San Jose players thought the puck had gone up into the stands, but it didn’t. Kevin Bieska didn’t think so either, and he unleashed a shot from the point into … Continue reading

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Hockey Central

Oh wait, it’s NOT Hockey Central. It’s San Jose – Vancouver in OT #1. The hardest thing in sports is to eliminate a team from a Stanley Cup playoff series, which the Canucks already knew. Interesting, both of these teams … Continue reading

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Chicago – Miami, Game 4, Part II

The Heat have the Bulls in a headlock, despite a fine effort from the Bulls. The series is going back to Chicago with the Heat leading 3 games to 1 after a 101-93 win. Give credit where credit is due. … Continue reading

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