BSPN’s ESPY’s

I watched about 2 minutes of it. It brought dumbassery to new heights.

You know, I love sports. I can’t stand sports entertainment. You know, award shows.

THEY SUCK! And BSPN’s “ESPYs” suck longer, harder and out louder more than anything thing else on TV. The one, the only bit I saw of the thing was of the “Vancouver kissing couple.” The skit wasn’t funny, wasn’t entertaining, the “couple” sucked, the MC sucked, and it was just horrible. I know: How many ways can you say “YOU ARE NOT ENTERTAINING IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM?”

Jerry Springer, step aside. The ESPYs win for the “Worst Show in the History of Television.” The thing had nothing redeeming at all about it.

First impressions are lasting ones. I think they had a one-legged wrestler, which was supposed to be inspiring. Maybe, but I had this odd sense that ‘tard MC was going to come out and open his mouth.

BSPN, you suck. I guess their role is to bring out some stupid programming like “The Decision” every year. I had to take a shower after seeing the two minutes worth of garbage.

About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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