Apollo 18

I see where there’s a movie coming out called Apollo 18. Its supposedly a “super secret” mission to the Moon that uncovers a dead Soviet cosmonaut, a parasitic life form and is the real “reason why we didn’t go back to the Moon.”

The douchebag producer of the damn thing claims it’s not a movie but “discovered footage.”

Are you serious?

No doubt some of you will believe him, just as you believe anything some nutjob comes up with. Perhaps for his next trick, he’ll come up with footage of the Titanic sinking or George Washington crossing the Delaware…with the aid of the aircraft carrier George Washington.

The reason we didn’t go back to the Moon was because of $$$. Just like the reason for cancelling just about everything we’ve cancelled. You cannot conceive that everything revolves around financial gain.

I had a friend who’s grandfather claimed the moon landings were faked but pro wrestling is real. If the damn film was real, there would be congressional hearings over the thing.

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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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