Revisiting the Dumbest Fans in Sport

I stated in a previous post the Raiders have some of the dumbest fans in sport. I also credited the niners with some of the dumbest fans ever. Both are true, but there’s someone way dumber than niners or Raiders fan.

That’s “fan of northeastern team who goes to game in sub-freezing weather and decides to take his shirt off.” There’s nothing Raiders or niners fan can do to top that madness. When there’s snow on the ground, keep your shirt on. Even if your breasts are bigger than those of the finest silicone-augmented cheerleaders. Your layers of fat may keep you warm, but it makes us wretch. Like some of my co-workers, I blame the media. After all, they don’t have to show 400 lb guy on the TV, do they?

I do have to admit though, nothing is funnier than seeing costumed fans walk through their parking lots after a loss. Like the guy leaving Candlestick in a niners gold miner helmet on Saturday night. Or the guy with the spikes on his shoulder pads leaving the Oakland Colisseum. I told my friend “Don” that was hilarious. The only place that guy goes is to a drug store to get stuff to remove the makeup from his face. Sorry folks, bitter comments with our bitter sports pills.


About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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