I stated in a previous post the Raiders have some of the dumbest fans in sport. I also credited the niners with some of the dumbest fans ever. Both are true, but there’s someone way dumber than niners or Raiders fan.
That’s “fan of northeastern team who goes to game in sub-freezing weather and decides to take his shirt off.” There’s nothing Raiders or niners fan can do to top that madness. When there’s snow on the ground, keep your shirt on. Even if your breasts are bigger than those of the finest silicone-augmented cheerleaders. Your layers of fat may keep you warm, but it makes us wretch. Like some of my co-workers, I blame the media. After all, they don’t have to show 400 lb guy on the TV, do they?
I do have to admit though, nothing is funnier than seeing costumed fans walk through their parking lots after a loss. Like the guy leaving Candlestick in a niners gold miner helmet on Saturday night. Or the guy with the spikes on his shoulder pads leaving the Oakland Colisseum. I told my friend “Don” that was hilarious. The only place that guy goes is to a drug store to get stuff to remove the makeup from his face. Sorry folks, bitter comments with our bitter sports pills.