Miss Universe, 2011

Tonight, my favorite team is playing, against my least favorite team. The Dolphins play the Patriots, a team I enjoy watching, in the other game. Why am I not tuned into that game?

The Miss Universe pageant is on, silly! From Brazil, of all places.

If you think its just a beauty contest, you’re wrong. Its a chance for peace.  Just think about the steaming hotness of the chicks on this stage! It should generate less warfighting while it’s on. Even the AQ might try to call a time-out due to the smoking goodness in this contest.

If they liked women.

Anyway, the point here is there are beautiful women on stage. They’re from great places like Russia, China, France, Ukraine, Panama and the United States(?). When Miss Ukraine got picked for the final 16, there was a disturbingly beautiful woman in the audience cheering for her.

I don’t think it should be hidden, either. A lot of people out there, men and women want the total de-masuclinization of men. I think that’s crap. Why should men not admire women who are smart, competitive and beautiful? If you don’t like it, go to another blog…like weakdudes[.]com or limpweiner[.]net. It’s a free country…at least for the time being.

Miss Puerto Rico, you win my Miss Universe every year. Until now. Miss China, you are fabulous. Miss Ukraine, you can hack my servers anytime. Miss Panama, you win everything. At least until Miss Costa Rica came out. Did I see Miss Phillipines? Miss Venezuela, you are more than stunning. Miss France, you are awesome.

Ladies, you are all winners in the BSP book! We wouldn’t be as bitter if we had beauty pageants to post every day!

What a universe!


About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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