Tonight, my favorite team is playing, against my least favorite team. The Dolphins play the Patriots, a team I enjoy watching, in the other game. Why am I not tuned into that game?
The Miss Universe pageant is on, silly! From Brazil, of all places.
If you think its just a beauty contest, you’re wrong. Its a chance for peace. Just think about the steaming hotness of the chicks on this stage! It should generate less warfighting while it’s on. Even the AQ might try to call a time-out due to the smoking goodness in this contest.
If they liked women.
Anyway, the point here is there are beautiful women on stage. They’re from great places like Russia, China, France, Ukraine, Panama and the United States(?). When Miss Ukraine got picked for the final 16, there was a disturbingly beautiful woman in the audience cheering for her.
I don’t think it should be hidden, either. A lot of people out there, men and women want the total de-masuclinization of men. I think that’s crap. Why should men not admire women who are smart, competitive and beautiful? If you don’t like it, go to another blog…like weakdudes[.]com or limpweiner[.]net. It’s a free country…at least for the time being.
Miss Puerto Rico, you win my Miss Universe every year. Until now. Miss China, you are fabulous. Miss Ukraine, you can hack my servers anytime. Miss Panama, you win everything. At least until Miss Costa Rica came out. Did I see Miss Phillipines? Miss Venezuela, you are more than stunning. Miss France, you are awesome.
Ladies, you are all winners in the BSP book! We wouldn’t be as bitter if we had beauty pageants to post every day!
What a universe!