JM Russell Speaks

We just ran out a post on Tim Tebow, the greatest player in the history of college football, but a soon-to-be-average NFLer. Here, we’re going to write about JaMarcus Russell, the biggest bust in the history of professional sports.

Even Kwame Brown wasn’t a waste like Russell.

Seems Russell has finally awoken long enough to give an interview with Sports Illustrated. Russell seems to believe he got a raw deal, was undermined by Head Coach Tom Cable, and he wasn’t completely to blame for the team’s failings:

I take some responsibility, but I was one guy…. I may have missed a throw, but I didn’t give up 42 points, I didn’t miss a block.”

Yeah, but you sure as hell threw a lot of balls into the dirt; missed a lot of guys wide open and didn’t give a crap about whether the team succeeded or failed.Russell and his “life coach” blame some of his problems on sleep apnea. F him. I’m on the CPAP, and I have time enough to do my job. I was on the CPAP when I was in the military and I had to do PT, had to be up at 0400, had to work 14 hour shifts. Russell’s a POS. And we don’t mean packet over SONET.

Raiders fan came up with this gem:

No pity from me. EVER. FOAD, you lazy freaking slug. I wish you nothing but trouble for the rest of your dismal days. You are NOTHING.

I thought I was being tough on him until that little blast.


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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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