Stanford – USC

Watching Stanford against USC Condoms in Los Angeles. Condoms, malware, what’s the difference. I don’t like USC, and have a particular dislike for their head coach, Lame Kiffin.

Anyway, it’s overtime and the game is tied, 34-34. This one might not end for a while, because I’m not sure either team can get a stop when it needs one.

Stanford gets the ball first in OT and jams it down the Condoms throats for a touchdown. I find it somewhat amazing that Stanford has the QB with the huge reputation, but they have the power running game.

USC strikes right back with a touchdown on a 20-yard pass. The extra point snakes its way through and we go to the second round.

Meanwhile, there are some undefeateds no more. Clemson, like we mentioned in an earlier post, fell to Georgia Tech, 31-17. Oh well. The Tigers will probably go to the ACC title game and bid for a BCS game. We say “probably” because the ACC  is still fighting the Civil War, and can’t figure out what to name its divisions besides “Atlantic” and “Coastal”.

In the second round, USC scores a touchdown on a weak-looking play. Too bad Stanford can’t tackle. Now the Cardinal has to score a TD to force a third overtime. It’s now second and eight at the 11. This has been a poorly officiated game. At least its relatively even as far as bad calls go. Stanford scores a TD on a lob to the corner, and the kicker, although wavering, puts the extra point through to make it a 48-48 game. No more extra points now.

Stanford has the ball first, and now with help from a personal foul has it 1st and goal from the 5. Touchdown, Stanford on a run up the middle, and now it’s 54-48. The try for two converts, as Luck, with an empty backfield hits his tight end on a slant.

Now SC connects on a pass to make it 1st and goal at the four. Here’s a Curtis McNeill FUMBLE into the end zone, and Stanford recovers! Game, set, match, the Cardinal remains undefeated and USC is beaten. The spoiled children at the University of Spoiled Children can go back to not giving a crap about anyone other than themselves.

About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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