Kardashians to Dallas

Lamar Kardashian, The Lakers forward has been traded to the Mavericks for a 1st round pick, and a trade exemption.

ProBasketballTalk notes Khloe Kardashian is somewhere sobbing in a corner. Come on now, Dallas has a lot to offer!

Like uncontrolled urban sprawl. Interstates 820 and 30 at rush hour. A giant  scrotum for an owner. Lots of very rich people who know they are rich and act like it. Strip joints. The Cowboys. A ridiculous pair of airports. F**ked up weather, like all of the Midwest. It’s a douchebag factory. Everyone I’ve known from the Metroplex is a giant douche. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Khloe is going to love Dallas!


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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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