Kobe’s Divorce Settlement

Are you serious?

Look, we know Kobe got married and divorced in California. We know that’s a community property state. We also know Kobe was a serial cheater.

But SEVENTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS and THREE HOMES? Alimony? Child support? Are you serious? She should have gone to the divorce hearing wearing a ski mask and carrying a .45.

Last I’ve heard, Vanessa was auditioning for a part in a music video when she met Kobe. She was 17. Her job was “none.” As in, “I don’t have one and I’m not getting one.”  As far as I’ve been able to tell, her job was “wife.” Come on ladies. When your job is “wife”, and your husband has nine figures in reserve, you don’t work. You don’t take care of the house. You have servants. You have people to drive you where you want to go. You don’t cook; you eat at Spago’s every night. You smile. You look better than good. You overlook your husband banging anything in a skirt, which apparently was somewhere around 105. You count your millions. Which by the way, she’ll now only have half; not ALL like she did before. Oh well, who says there’s perspective in this thing?

Now she’s quite possibly going to the show “Basketball Wives.” I guess if you get a job, it might as well be doing nothing. I might have to tune into that.

Doesn’t Shaunie O’Neal “own” Basketball Wives?” It would be great if if Vanessa and Shaunie picked up fighting majors on stage over their ex-es. That might even get me to tune in.

Vanessa Bryant. The real Kobestopper. And yes, Vanessa is easy on the eyes.


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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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One Response to Kobe’s Divorce Settlement

  1. It’s sad that that happened. I wish those who were in relationships thought about the other person’s feelings and just end it instead of doing things that will hurt the other person.

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