You know we love Kim K. Beyond all the reality show stuff, she’s a family values girl. But her trying to put the moves on Broncos zone read QB Tim Tebow had to have been a joke. A very bad joke.
It’s hilarious. For Tebow to date Kim K would be an outrage. She’d have to be a born-again Christian, which apparently she is not. Of course, she’d throw the phatty at him in an attempt to de-virginize him. Of course, he has plenty of opportunity to see the phatty getting worked somewhere on the Internet. Not someone you’d want to destroy your public image and private life with if you’re an evangelist:
“He’s an avowed virgin who’s saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past.”
He’d be running away from her faster than you can say “triple option on 2.”