Tebow Declines Date with Kim K.

You know we love Kim K. Beyond all the reality show stuff, she’s a family values girl. But her trying to put the moves on Broncos zone read QB Tim Tebow had to have been a joke. A very bad joke.

It’s hilarious. For Tebow to date Kim K would be an outrage. She’d have to be a born-again Christian, which apparently she is not. Of course, she’d throw the phatty at him in an attempt to de-virginize him. Of course, he has plenty of opportunity to see the phatty getting worked somewhere on the Internet. Not someone you’d want to destroy your public image and private life with if you’re an evangelist:

“He’s an avowed virgin who’s saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past.”

He’d be running away from her faster than you can say “triple option on 2.”

 

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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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