ellayourbella’s Blog

I was checking out people who check out the BSP blog.

I decided to read ellayourbella’s blog, and specifically, “For Men’s Eye’s Only“.

What a tour de force! This might be the best blog post in the history of WordPress. Of course, she’s talking about YOU, Mister Douchebag, not me. I’ve come to terms long ago with my a-hole-ishness. Well, not that long ago, but long enough ago. This post is a CLASSIC:

Gimme three drinks and I might ignore the fact that you’re overweight, hairy in all the wrong places, and your other short-comings. Boys, you are not that cute, but booze helps us forget that little detail.

Damn, I wish I had seen this blog about 15 years ago.

Speaking of jobs. Don’t expect a girl to give you a job, if you don’t have a job. You catching what I’m throwing?

That LAST one might be one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. Here’s another witty comment:

You may lose money chasing woman, but you’ll never lose women chasing money. So get your s**t together and get a job. Say it with me: get-a-job.

LMAO, on the inside.

You know,  we blog here about mostly sports stuff and stupid celebrities. Now lets talk about real people for a second. I have a feeling today’s modern man has no idea how to attract a woman. Perhaps they believe having the highest Xbox 360 score means something. It means something, all right: LOSER. Sorry, guy who likes to sit around the house and play video games while his woman works to support both of you:  you are going to find yourself on public assistance. Which I’d bet you probably believe that’s just fine.

All kidding aside, men my age (and I explicitly mean NOT ME) can attract a woman far easier than Xbox 360 dude. They have jobs. They have disposable income, and they would pay for a dinner. So what if you’re out-of-shape?

I am awesome.

 

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About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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