I was checking out people who check out the BSP blog.
I decided to read ellayourbella’s blog, and specifically, “For Men’s Eye’s Only“.
What a tour de force! This might be the best blog post in the history of WordPress. Of course, she’s talking about YOU, Mister Douchebag, not me. I’ve come to terms long ago with my a-hole-ishness. Well, not that long ago, but long enough ago. This post is a CLASSIC:
Gimme three drinks and I might ignore the fact that you’re overweight, hairy in all the wrong places, and your other short-comings. Boys, you are not that cute, but booze helps us forget that little detail.
Damn, I wish I had seen this blog about 15 years ago.
Speaking of jobs. Don’t expect a girl to give you a job, if you don’t have a job. You catching what I’m throwing?
That LAST one might be one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. Here’s another witty comment:
You may lose money chasing woman, but you’ll never lose women chasing money. So get your s**t together and get a job. Say it with me: get-a-job.
LMAO, on the inside.
You know, we blog here about mostly sports stuff and stupid celebrities. Now lets talk about real people for a second. I have a feeling today’s modern man has no idea how to attract a woman. Perhaps they believe having the highest Xbox 360 score means something. It means something, all right: LOSER. Sorry, guy who likes to sit around the house and play video games while his woman works to support both of you: you are going to find yourself on public assistance. Which I’d bet you probably believe that’s just fine.
All kidding aside, men my age (and I explicitly mean NOT ME) can attract a woman far easier than Xbox 360 dude. They have jobs. They have disposable income, and they would pay for a dinner. So what if you’re out-of-shape?
I am awesome.