Kim K – Humphries Divorce/Annulment

It appears if Kris Humphries is playing the role of gold digger in his divorce from Kim K. Seems Humphries  wants a $7M settlement from Kim K, which apparently has been rejected. The marriage lasted 72 days. According to our rough math, that’s ~$4000 per hour of marriage to Kim K.

Something tells me, some of those hours he would have taken for free. Like the moments he was attacking the fanny, for example. Which probably didn’t happen as often as he’d like. What’s the cure for sexual addiction? Wedding cake.


Anyway, Kim K has lined up a Hollywood divorce lawyer. And Kim K also has what TMZ calls an ironclad prenup, but California is notorious for overturning those.



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