Monthly Archives: May 2012

Boston, Miami and Blow-A-Star

Posted on May 30, 2012 by

I’m only watching BSPN Blow-A-Star because my stepson was moping around while I was watching something else. Has America declined to the point where Blow-A-Star…constant references to the “greatness” of one or two guys, is acceptable for a team sport? … Continue reading →

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BSPN’s SuperDouche NBA Crew

Posted on May 30, 2012 by

Last week, I had the misfortune of watching Philadelphia get walloped by the Celtics. At halftime, the BSPN crew of Wilbon, Jon Barry, Magic Johnson and someone else I don’t give a crap about got talking about the game. Awful, … Continue reading →

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Oklahoma City – San Antonio

Posted on May 29, 2012 by

This is a six point game in the fourth quarter, San Antonio leads, 5:40 left. There’s some suspect officiating in this game. When you see bodies flying on one end and a touch foul on the other, there’s suspect officiating. … Continue reading →

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Deadliest Catch

Posted on May 29, 2012 by

One of my favorite shows is “Deadliest Catch”, a show about crab fishermen in Alaska’s Bering Sea. In case you didn’t know, your BSP author tonight was once stationed at an Air Force Base in the Bering Sea. The weather … Continue reading →

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Boston – Miami

Posted on May 28, 2012 by

It’s 10-5, Miami at the first timeout. 5:38 to go in the first quarter. Again, the excitement in this game is almost too much to bear. However, I’m told by ESPN’s Douchebag Central crew it IS exciting. The Celtics are … Continue reading →

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Michelle Obama, Beyonce and Shallowness

Posted on May 26, 2012 by

We don’t often venture often into politics. However, we’ve become aware the First Lady of the United States made some comments regarding the singer Beyonce, and who FLOTUS would be if she could: I’d be Beyonce. I’d be some great … Continue reading →

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Cheaters

Posted on May 23, 2012 by

I’m watching Cheaters from last Saturday night. DVR is the greatest television viewing tool since the invention of color TV. In the first segment, the male Cheaters client finds out his woman is cheating on him. During the confrontation…one of … Continue reading →

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Boston – Philadelphia

Posted on May 23, 2012 by

I’m watching Boston and Philadelphia play a termination game. If I ever hear someone say San Antonio is boring, they should see this mistake-fest. At the half, Boston led, 36-33. It’s now 46-46 halfway through the third quarter.  Last I … Continue reading →

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What Are You Going to Do Now, Stern?

Posted on May 22, 2012 by

We watched part of tonight’s Indiana-Miami farce. Anyone doubt the Heat were going to win this game? Indiana is the joke I thought they would be. However, there were two events in this game that prove the NBA is a … Continue reading →

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Los Angeles – Oklahoma City

Posted on May 21, 2012 by

We’ve talked about players being overrated and underrated. We’ve talked about them being douchebags. We’ve mentioned character-less players. Ladies and gentlemen, Kobe Bryant is a man among boys. Well, Kevin Durant is a man too, but Kobe is singlehandedly keeping … Continue reading →

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