Miami – New York

I’m watching the Heat in Game three of their sweep over the New York (laying) Bricks.

Sorry, Heat sycophants: You are one of those people who have five NBA team jerseys in your closet and they read like this:






Anyway, Heat fans, you have a defensively-oriented team. I’d normally like that fact. Except the media seems to be enamored with your two superstars, and their ability to score. The Heat don’t get the recognition they deserve for getting stops basically any time they want.

My son’s a Heat fan…at least while they are in contention for a title. He says they can beat San Antonio. I think that would be a much more contentious series than some might think. The Heat are certainly a better defensive team, but the Spurs have more depth. The Spurs might have more depth than anyone in the league.

I laughed when Charles Barkley said the Heat making plays like the Wade flip to LeBron was “disrespectful.” The Heat are disrespectful. They are burying threes at the end of the game as an “in your face” to the Knicks. What’s LB James in the game for with under a minute left? There’s that Spolestra, a pure stooge on the bench. It pisses me off they didn’t hire me to coach the Heat. I could sit on the bench and roll basketballs out for those guys. Spolestra, if he could coach AND had control over those guys, should have won the title last year.

I also think Dwayne Wade is starting to get the reputation as the giant douchebag BSP always has said he is. Tonight, Bricks fans were chanting a seven letter word for “anus” when he touched the ball. It’s not hard for BSP to believe, but it might be for you: LB James is the more mature player of the two.

Knicks suck. The non-shooting New York Bricks have lost their record-setting 13th playoff game in a row. The NBA’s Eastern Conference sucks. NBA officials suck…they not only figured out LB James fouled four times in the first 2 1/2 quarters; Carmelo Anthony gets hammered repeatedly and got none of the calls he would have normally gotten. The NBA sucks.


About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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