Michelle Obama, Beyonce and Shallowness

We don’t often venture often into politics. However, we’ve become aware the First Lady of the United States made some comments regarding the singer Beyonce, and who FLOTUS would be if she could:

I’d be Beyonce. I’d be some great singer. It looks like musicians just have the most fun…

Are you kidding me? Of all the freaking people on the planet, Beyonce?

W! T! F!

Musicians having “fun” is not admirable. Musicians having “fun” is doing drugs, banging skanks, being a skank and wrecking hotel rooms.

What a great example to the world. Look, BSP can spot a fake, but Beyonce isn’t even a fake. She’s just amazingly lacking substance. She can sing, look good and shake her ass. Good luck developing that skill, young women of America.  Two of those three skills make you a stripper.



About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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