Why I Don’t Like Wilbon

I am BSP, and I approved this message.

Butt kisser.  Bandwagoner. Blowhard. Cannot STFU.

Everything BSP says is wrong with sports, Wilbon is. He’s simply awful. Unlikable, unknowledgeable and stupid. He sucks in every way, shape and form.

Here, Wilbon proves what a tremendous suck-@$$ he is, while interviewing his Hero, Michael Jordan:

Look at the suck-up grin, like “whatever you say is right, Mike. You’re my hero, Mike.” It’s sad the man is considered a professional journalist. What a kiss @$$. Jordan should have said, “Wilbon, if you really want to continue this interview, roll around in the grass outside and bark while I videotape it.” After Wilbon consented,  Jordan could show the video to friends for huge laughs. Of course, Wilbon would consider Jordan a close personal friend.

That guy loves hearing himself talk. What I find ultimately gratifying is the fact Wilbon is going to read this post. A guy in love with himself like that dude can’t help but read about himself. I bet he Googles himself relentlessly.

He makes gigantic aholes say “that Wilbon is a giant ahole.”


About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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