Las Vegas and Airborne Skrippers

I am in Las Vegas.

As you know, I’ve been to Las Vegas enough so I don’t need maps. I can drive around the city to wherever I want to go. A little known factoid: Every female I’ve been serious about has been here with me. My wife already knows, so that’s no big deal. It is true I like coming here, but I am definitely ready to go when I leave.

On the way out here, I had to transfer at El Paso. Now I just told you, I’ve been here enough. When I travel, I notice people. The one thing I really, REALLY notice is the number of  tall women.  Specifically, tall women with unusually large breasts.

Flights to Las Vegas are filled with skrippers. Doesn’t matter where I’m flying from. I’ve flown to Vegas from San Jose, Oakland, Dallas, San Antonio, Denver, San Diego and now El Paso. The one thing they had in common was an unusual amount of tall women with the kind of ta-ta’s you MUST look at.

Now you want to criticize me. You want to say, BSP, how do you know those women are skrippers? They could very well be headed out to Las Vegas for other reasons.

I know, because I ASKED. When I asked a lady on the plane why she was headed to Las Vegas, she told me she was an exotic dancer. Not only that, she said there were several of them who worked with her. They fly out for weekends, make their money and go back home.

IN – YOUR – FACE. I almost asked where she was going to be at. Of course, I don’t patronize those places. Anymore.

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About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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