The Faults of Women

Hey, I realize I’m starting to come off as female-centered here. BSP is empathetic towards women. That’s mostly because men who are big fat pigs don’t think of themselves that way, while they judge women who are curvy as big fat pigs.

Someone has to Fight The Power.

So I’m dealing with the question, what is wrong with women? Because something has to be wrong with them as well for most relationships to suck.

The number one problem with women is, they do not deal with men in reality. That is, they imagine their man…the one they deal with permanently…as “perfect.” Then when Mr. Perfect isn’t perfect, they cling to him as if he can do no wrong, while avoiding Mr. Less than Perfect like the plague.

That is how abusive relationships are formed. “I wanted to leave him, but he loves me!” Yeah, right. He loves you working full-time while he plays Xbox360 all day. He loves you taking a punch. He loves you paying his cell-phone bill so he can call other chicks and bang them in your bed while you are trying to make a living. By the way, super-losers play Xbox360 all day in lieu of a job. If I haven’t addressed that yet, I had better do it soon.

Bottom line, ladies, the not-so-perfect guys out there want to know what you find so attractive about abusive, dirty, greasy super-losers? Can you explain that please?

I knew this one girl who my best friend had a crush on. She dug this other guy because of his eve color. His EYE COLOR! Are you serious? He treated her like his name was Browning-Ferris and she was a landfill. And she was allegedly, “smart.” Ha, if she was smart, she wouldn’t have let him run up a credit card into the tens of thousands of dollars in debt before she pulled out of the power dive. But it was only because he couldn’t blow any more of her money! He left her!

So there’s a reality check for you ladies. You often accuse men of thinking with their weiner. There’s some truth in that. But you think from a place that is best described as @$$! Only @$$ can think shyte like that is right.


About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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