The NBA season started this week. I have a feeling this season’s scripted The Finals is going to be between The Lakers and … the Miami Heat.
That would be a stunner, wouldn’t it?
Sorry, NBA media, and this means you ESPN Round Table: You’re horrible. You make up shyte. You talk much, but know nothing. Absolutely the worst thing in professional sports broadcasting. You can get anyone to join the “Round Table” and it wouldn’t miss a beat.
The NBA is the simplest sport there is. Ball. Put in basket. And ESPN needs a “Round Table” full of male bovine excreters to discuss it? You try to make me think that sport is complicated. It’s not.
Are you trying to make me think players have to be smart to play in the NBA? It’s a sport where intelligence is actually a minus. Look at the guys playing in that league. Winners in the NBA aren’t smart; they are superb athletes who can do what they want. Let’s face it, these guys aren’t giving up rocket science to play pro basketball.