Our Presidential Candidates – A Bitter Sports Perspective

You know we don’t give a shyte about politics. I keep telling you political junkies are nearly as bad as NBA players, NBA referees and soccerfan. With the announcement the Presidential candidates are going to appear at halftime of Monday Night Football, they have needlessly injected themselves into the sports realm.

Here’s what I want to ask both of them:

As Harvard grads, and being multimillionaires, why don’t they become Harvard boosters and make their football program worth a damn? It’s not like football players are devoid of mental capability. Hell, Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard. If you can get into Stanford, you can (in theory) get into Harvard. Andrew Luck went to Stanford. The OBC himself, Steve Spurrier coached at Duke. Why can’t these candidates, as super-big-money boosters bring in superstars, sans scholarships?  I mean, it’s not like they haven’t raised money, right? Any candidate who could make Harvard into a national power would get my vote. Besides, it’s not like going there would ruin your chances at the NFL…or a post-college profession.

If either of them could answer that question, they’d get my vote. Until then, STFU!

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About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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