Kansas State – Baylor, the BCS and the Fighting Irish

Watching Kansas State taking a whipping at the hands of Baylor. It’s 52-24 Baylor, going into the 4th quarter. The Wildcats look like they have no chance of getting a stop in tonight’s game, and they are the best team in the Xbox 12. Looks like there will be two one undefeateds after tonight.

Just shows, the Xbox 12 is a joke. West Virginia, formerly the best team in the Big East is now figuring that out. They are in a game with the score Oklahoma 44, WVU 43. Are you kidding me? Nothing says I’m kidding more than teams threatening to put up a hundred points in a college football game, with overtime a distinct possibility.

Today I heard an analyst say in the Big East, a team averaged about 55 offensive plays a game, while the Xbox 12 ran about 75! 20 offensive plays means no one gets stops. It means big trouble in games against teams like Baylor, where they don’t even care about defense.

Did we say Oregon was going to win? Stanford needs a kick now in OT to WIN. Chip Kelly just called time out before Jordan Williamson is coming out for a game winning attempt. It’s good! Oregon is done! The Tide is right back in it!

And Stanford is a winning program. If it weren’t for Notre Dame’s home cheating, they could have knocked off three douchebag programs this season.

It also means, here come the Fighting Irish. We predict the BCS title game here:

– The Tide versus the Fighting Irish

Somehow, the Fighting Irish are getting in there. This means some idiot is going to claim God wanted the Fighting Irish to get in there, or Beano Cook is directing games from Heaven. No. The Fighting Irish are there because they have media that loves them and they got a softy schedule.  You know, Brent Musberger was broadcasting the Stanford – Oregon game, and he rolls out “for the first time in 300 weeks, Notre Dame is going to be number one”. Yeah, while Stanford fans are celebrating, and Oregon fans are weeping, doucheberger is sucking for Notre Dame. I digress.

I know, you’re going to tell me the Fighting Irish had Oklahoma on the road, and then top 10 opponent Michigan State on the road. Ok. But we know Oklahoma is in the joke Xbox 12 (see above) where they never seen a defense that can get a stop. Michigan State turns out to need a win in their last game of the season just to become bowl-eligible. Now the USC Condoms are the only thing standing between the Fighting Irish and BCS titledom. That game is going to be without Matt Barkley, apparently. That guy is now injured. I wonder how Barkley feels about his staying at the University of Spoiled Children now.

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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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1 Response to Kansas State – Baylor, the BCS and the Fighting Irish

  1. jumpingpolarbear says:

    Crazy day for College Football :).

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