Lohan Family Douchery

Yeah, I was viewing last week’s Jeremy Kyle series when I saw where Michael Lohan, the father of celebrity douchebag Lindsay, found out he was the biological parent of a girl he fathered with a mistress. Seems the announcement came on Trisha Goddard’s show (who by the way, BSP finds easy on the eyes).


Now, word comes out that Lindsay wants nothing to do with her half-sister, or her father for that matter. Like the girl had something to do with whom her biological parent is. Of course, there’s a family trait there: Drama.

Here’s what BSP thinks: Michael Lohan’s a real scumbag for not having done a DNA years ago, while Lindsay’s a douchebag for not wanting another family member.

When is the Lohan’s family 15 minutes going to run out?



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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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