Powerball Winners, Take Note

Hey, the Powerball number just came out. The numbers are 5-23-16-22-29; Powerball is 6.

Everyone who played the Powerball thing is dreaming what they would do with the money. Here’s a few tips from BSP if you happened to win the money (which I have no problem with, by the way, and no, you don’t ).

1. Don’t quit your job: The easiest thing to do is to quit working. Don’t do it because then all the weasels in your family know something big happened. Continue working but give minimum effort…unless you are like me and truly enjoy your job.

2. Hire a big-name lawyer: You know they are snakes. Your small-time lawyer is going to be a snake, but they are going to hide it better from you.

3. Get your money up front: You really don’t think you can handle hundreds of millions of dollars, do you? Blow it, continue working your job and you won’t feel so bad when you f**k it up.

One of many things I would do, which would tell you if I won the lottery. Texas driver is the most aggressive, worst driver in the nation. Texas driver is also the biggest truck-driving driver in the nation. Full-size SUV’s are very popular in South Texas because people are gigantic here. Come on, I am not hating … its fun watching a single huge person driving a Suburban or Tahoe in the morning commute. They just dropped their six kids off at school. Sure. Charles Barkley lets us know about big San Antonio person in this unfortunate video:

I saw in a Men’s Journal that San Antonio is one of the fittest cities in the country. Of course it is. There are three major military bases here, and they HAVE to be fit. The rest of us feast on 1000 calorie breakfast tacos.

Anyway, I’d put up big billboards on Interstate 410, slamming Texas driver. Stuff like “Hey, dumb@$$, put your phone down?”, “you don’t know where that finger’s been!” or “Cut across three lanes much, you ahole?”


About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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