Commissioner Stern to coach NBA Team

Commissioner Stern has decided to coach the San Antonio Spurs. He’s gonna make them play players they don’t want to play, for the sake of ratings.

The commissioner, instead of addressing the huge competitive imbalance in his fake fraudulent league, fined the Spurs $250K for not playing Manu Ginobili, Tim Duncan, Tony Parker and Danny Green against league favorites Miami.

Do you think San Antonio cares whether the league fines them $250K? I’m willing to bet they DO. Sorry Spurs fan: If Popovich knew this was going to cost the team that much, he would have had Duncan and Ginobili go play the Millionaire’s line and take off at halftime. Instead he cost his team a quarter mill for basically no good reason.

Meanwhile back to d-bag Stern: When are you finally leaving? Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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  1. Pingback: Competitive Imbalance in the NBA? | bittersportspills

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