I was just watching the Eagles play the Cowboys when I thought about the Sunday Night game. You know, it’s supposed to be a big deal to be on Sunday night.
I want to know, WHY? Why does anyone want to see the Cowboys, who stink, playing the Eagles, who stink out loud? BO-RING. The Eaglets coach is getting fired Day One of offseason. Dallas is going 8-8, 9-7 at best. Why are we getting this crap for what’s supposed to be one of the more intriguing games of the weekend? It’s awful, dull and not worth watching. Poor Al Michaels (the only time you’ll ever hear me say that). He’s trying to make this game interesting but can’t do it.
Go ahead, Cowboys fan: your team sucks but you are going to sit and watch them. Because you are douchebags and watch them, you are causing the rest of us not to see good teams play. Your owner isn’t too smart either. As long as you continue to watch, he thinks he’s doing something right. So while you torture normal sports fans, you also disable the threat of actually winning something. We’ll take that.