My Racist Neighbor

Tonight I was washing my car, when a man who used to be married to one of my neighbors stopped by his old house. I thought for a minute how they used to fight, verbally and sometimes physically. I also thought about how the man had girlfriends all over the planet due to his job in the Air Force. Anyway, the guy waves to me, then opens the garage door of his old house. I just thought he was going to see his kids.

All of a  sudden, I hear my female neighbor start unleashing on this dude. She’s dropping F-bombs all over the place. “What are you doing opening my f**king garage door? Get out of my f**king house, you f**k. You can’t come over to my f**king house when you want.”

I get this. She was hurt badly by this dude; this cheater. He had a girl in Hawaii, he had one in Hong Kong, and at least one more in the Pacific region. She only found out about it when one of the women called her, and told her about it.
I got it, up to when she said:

“Go f**k some Asians.”

Now I had to say something. “Come on lady, your kids can hear you.” She just turned around and went into the house. By the way, her kids are savages, they are clones of their dad. My wife says we’re going to see them on The News one day, and it won’t be good news.

She has to come to terms with some things. First off, she’s from Turkey so she’s an Asian herself. Second, her direct neighbors, the ones who live next to her are from Asia. Third, I like people of all ethnicities, and I think that’s wrong.

I don’t think she should just go into a rage because her ex was, and is, sleeping with Asian ladies. If he was going elsewhere in the world, it would have been someone else. I wonder what she would have said if he were sleeping with black women?

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