Large Posteriors, White Women and Weirdos

BSP would like to announce we are on a mission. It’s time for white women to not only acknowledge they have big asses, but to revel in the fact that they…like black, African, Hispanic, Arabic, Indian and Indo-European women…have big asses.

Why is this important at all? You know we are not race-conscious here on BSP. Well, actually we are, but instead of discussing race like racists and saying “you’re not good enough”, BSP says “you are plenty good enough (white/black/Hispanic/African/Arabic/European/Asian/Indian/Polynesian) person; in fact we want more.”  We love our differences here. Anyway, it’s important because white women; especially desirable white women, are supposed to be rail-thin, no hips and in possession of giant fake breasts. One of my former colleagues was obsessed with finding a woman who was rail-thin, no hips and giant breasts. Unfortunately for him, his eventual wife had big hips, big breasts and big everything. Somehow, they managed to make it work.

This item discusses Lena Dunham who is evidently more than happy to show off her big white ass.Howard Stern evidently was put off by it. Sorry Howard: The phony stick women on your show are fake. It’s a joke. Meanwhile, Lena takes the high road in her response on Letterman:

BSP says for white women to show off your big ass! Frankly,  there are plenty of good looking white women with big asses. And I’m tired of looking at women who think being shaped like a clothes hanger on top of a stick is desirable. You are not on a runway. Hey, woman who wants to be a clothes hanger on top of a stick: The guys who like that look are fashion designers! They are looking for accessories to their clothing lines; not hot women with curves!

If I wanted to look at a woman who had no curves, I’d look at one of these eighty-year old douchebag guys who run fifty miles a week. I DO NOT want to do that. Old men who run 50 miles a week are disturbing to me. They want to live forever, but look like they are half-dead.

This is the time when we have to be real as people:

Men have bodies that are seriously susceptible to gravity. We don’t get better looking the older we get, unless we do a lot of gym work. We get boilers. Sometimes we get man-breasts. But no one wants men because they get better looking as they get older; men are more desirable because they get wealthy the older they get! 10 million dollars looks good even if a 400-lb pro wrestler is wearing it!

Women on the other hand are supposed to get more beautiful the older they get, or accept highly negative consequences. Therefore, women whose asses start to spread out the older they get are supposed to be undesirable, unless the guy looking at them is BLACK. You know, black guys are supposedly fascinated with big asses. Whatever. A guy of ANY race who doesn’t like getting behind a big fat ass is a liar.  If you are a guy who doesn’t like a woman with a big ass, you’d best get with the program. Glorify your woman’s big ass. And if your woman doesn’t have a big ass, FEED HER. You know, FOOD, not salads!





About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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1 Response to Large Posteriors, White Women and Weirdos

  1. nowyouknowitall says:

    Reblogged this on guess what?… Now you know!.

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