Super Predictions

The coming Sunday is the Super Bowl.

You know, the NFL championship, and a bunch of other crap. We are assured of two things: Coach Harbaugh will be hoisting the trophy, while coach Harbaugh will be pissed off in a locker room with the losing team.

Actually, the game should be a good one. Both teams play strong defense and have begun putting up points. I don’t think that’s the way it’s going to go.

In the meantime, there’s a lot of other stuff going on. Like Super Bowl parties, interviews, Presidents talking, commercials being made, and other nonsense. It’s nonsense. And they are making a big hubbub about Beyonce doing the halftime show. I’m sure the Wilbons of the media will be drooling over that stuff.

I have no problem with Beyonce doing the halftime show. It’s entertainment. I have a huge problem with an ass shaker doing the National Anthem at a Presidential inauguration. It is a solemn ceremony. Beyonce is a semi-talented ass shaker who recorded a decent National Anthem. She and her husband were also big contributors to the US President’s campaign and undoubtedly Mrs Obama’s fascination with Beyonce had something to do with it.

But WTF do I care? I’ve never seen a halftime show at the Super Bowl. They are what Beyonce shakes, which is ass; a distraction from the game. When people were stunned over the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction, I had no idea what had happened. I do know it overshadowed one of the best Super Bowls ever.

Game prediction: San Francisco in a rout, by no less than 15 points. I don’t think Baltimore can contain San Francisco’s new hybrid offense. If Baltimore wins, it will be an amazing win. San Francisco has a lot more energy and Ray Lewis is going to be sent out in defeat. Sorry to say that but that’s what’s gonna happen.

I also think there’s going to be something about this game that we’ll all remember, but nothing to do with the predetermined story lines. It certainly won’t have anything to do with ass shaking but something that happens on the field.

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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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