Duke-bags

I have a bad feeling Duke will be in the Final Four. Even worse, they’ll probably win the damn thing. Nobody upsets Duke … they win the games they are supposed to win. Which means I’ll probably go camping next weekend instead of watching the Final Four.

There are upsets all over the board. With Ohio State falling to Wichita State, three of my Final Four bracket predictions are already out. Louisville losing would put all the #1 seeds out.

And the thing that gets me is, people ask me why I don’t like Duke. In fact, one of the people inspiring this blog asks me what is it about Duke making me want them to lose everything? Because I went to another Atlantic Coast Conference school, and I know just about everyone who goes to Duke is a super-douchebag. It’s a requirement. Their basketball team is full of super-douchebags, and coached by one of the biggest douchebags ever. Coach K and L.B. James are two of the very few people who could get me to pull for another country in the Olympics. It’s like Coach K says “I’m assembling the squad with the biggest douchebags; the biggest scrotums ever” and then it happens.

And that little cheer when the Duke-bags lose, “That’s all right, That’s OK, Youll all work for us some day.” So what? Its what most Dukies hear when they rout an Ivy League school.

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About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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