Don’t (mess) with the Cartels

I just had dinner with my wife, and we discussed my son. I told her I could help him with anything, except for the following:
– Drinking and driving
– getting a chick pregnant
– f**king with drug trafficking organizations, also known as drug cartels.
Of all those, the one thing I would actually avoid him with effort is f**king with drug cartels. Drug cartels don’t take prisoners unless they feel like torturing them. Drug traffickers threaten governments. Drug traffickers have helped make Mexico into the Iraq of the Americas. The only organization with decidedly more power than narco traffickers is the U. S. military. The U. S. military can bring the noise like no other organization on the planet.

Don’t f**k with drug cartels. They will definitely f**k you up.

About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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