I just had dinner with my wife, and we discussed my son. I told her I could help him with anything, except for the following:
– Drinking and driving
– getting a chick pregnant
– f**king with drug trafficking organizations, also known as drug cartels.
Of all those, the one thing I would actually avoid him with effort is f**king with drug cartels. Drug cartels don’t take prisoners unless they feel like torturing them. Drug traffickers threaten governments. Drug traffickers have helped make Mexico into the Iraq of the Americas. The only organization with decidedly more power than narco traffickers is the U. S. military. The U. S. military can bring the noise like no other organization on the planet.
Don’t f**k with drug cartels. They will definitely f**k you up.