What’s Gonna Happen in Game 2

Many of you all want to watch tonight’s Game 2 of the NBA Finals. I’m not, because I 1) can’t stand the thought of David Stern getting rich off me providing for his beloved ratings and 2) I have several better things to do. With that in mind, let me tell you what’s gonna happen:

a) The referees will play a huge role in getting the Heat back into the series. The San Antonio and Miami players will know who’s going to win as soon as the officials come out. As much as you don’t want to believe it, the NBA is likely sending a crew that intensely favors the home team, will get the road team’s star players in foul trouble on touch fouls while letting the home team get away with murder.

It’s always fun watching LeBron knock down players like bowling pins but never get called for charging.

b) San Antonio could bury them with a win tonight, but casual fans would stop tuning into games 3 and 4. The commissioner isn’t going out with his last Finals turning out to be a The Ratings wipe out. From now on, we’re putting The Ratings in caps, like The Lakers and The Finals. This signifies The Ratings as prime targets of anti-douchery campaigns.

c) This won’t happen but Mike Taylor suggested it might be worth it . Someone goes down to court level , the Miami public address announcer and give him a scissors-kick right in the jaw. Dwyannnnnnnnnnne Wade! WTF? STFU, idiot, asshat! If I was in Miami and had a ticket to the game, I’d consider it. Geoff Sheen says its even worse in the arena.

d) Heat by 20. If it’s like Heat by 5 or the Spurs pull out another miracle win, there will be mass panic in the national media.

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About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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