The Murderer Aaron Hernandez is Hot?

I’m hearing there are some women who are tweeting how hot Aaron Hernandez is. You know, the murderer Aaron Hernandez, who might actually be the triple murderer Aaron Hernandez. Check this out:

Leave Aaron Hernandez alone .. He’s sexy as hell

—  Steph (@StephMurillox3)

Aaron Hernandez is too damn sexy to be charged with anything.

— hanny (@HollaAtHannnah)

aaron hernandez is too fine to be in prison he needs to be in my bed idk

— heather mussachia (@heaatherskye)

Oh aaron hernandez your way to sexy to be behind bars.

— serena tirado (@Serenababii12)

I love aaron hernandez even more now so sexy lol bad boooooi

— Beth (@Bdasilva0x)

These tweets are not uncommon.

Leave a murderer/possible triple murderer alone…right. And to think there are women out there claiming men don’t respect them for their brains. Groupies convince us otherwise. WTF is wrong with women who overlook Hernandez being up for capital murder?

Look ladies, BSP is where we often talk about how hot some female is. But we draw a very wide line between hot and criminal. Casey BigRack wasn’t hot, despite her ample busom. Jodi Arias wasn’t hot, despite her ample busom and wanting to get it in the ass while tied to a tree. Criminals aren’t hot, no matter what. Why? Because a female criminal who can kill can also amputate your penis. That’s not hot, that’s sick. There are dudes who still want to pound the cakes of Jodi the Murderer and Casey BabyKiller, but it has nothing to do with them being hot. It has everything to do with not giving a crap about someone who’s horrible.

Because he’s a man, there never was anything hot about Aaron Hernandez in the BSP book, but the fact he’s a criminal…a murderer…we only want him to sit in a chair. Preferably the big power-up chair criminals get strapped into, but Massachusetts is too soft on criminals. He’s a gang member, a felon, a killer and the only thing he deserves is a long prison sentence ending in “without parole.”


About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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