Zimmerman’s Verdict

You know BSP loves trials. If you follow this blog, you know there has been a decided lack of interest in the Zimmerman case.

Multiple reasons for the neglect. Zimmerman isn’t a hot female, like Casey BigRack or Jodi Arias. Zimmerman is a man, and a Pillsbury Doughboy-looking man at that.  He has breasts but not the kind we like to view. Zimmerman’s breasts are the kind that should be hidden, forever. Zimmerman basically got his @$$ kicked and had to shoot this guy Trayvon Martin because its the only way he could defend himself.

It’s a sad state of affairs that an American can confront someone, knowing their only means of defense is supposedly the last line of defense.

Zimmerman was never going to prison. The prosecution was terrible in this trial. Perhaps they should have brought in Juan Martinez as a guest prosecutor.

Tonight, the jury found Zimmerman not guilty. Zimmerman is free to go. Except Zimmerman isn’t ever going to be free. Zimmerman, like Casey BigRack is guilty in the court of public opinion. It sucks for him. He will always reach for his gun whenever he hears a creak in the floor in the middle of the night. He can never let his guard down because it could be fatal.

I wonder if he’s going to dial up Casey BigRack and ask her for going-into-hiding advice?

About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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