I’m going back through my Trash TV from last week. Thank you Trisha Goddard. Your disgust with your guests has never been more evident than in this episode, “Secrets Revealed: I’ve been paying your wife for love!”
This was too cool. Junior, a super-loser, was whining because his hot body wife Amanda was banging some old dude for money. Junior doesn’t have a job. Junior doesn’t care where his wife gets money from. It turned out she had been banging several other dudes (seven) and NOT for money. Junior was weeping but he didn’t do anything. In fact, when the old guy came out on stage, Junior just tried to pull his wife away when he embraced her and kissed her in front of him.
I told my wife, if I had been that dude, and the old dude had done that, I would have been brawling. Slugging it out at center ice. Are you kidding me? But Junior’s a super-loser. He can’t even tell her to shove off because the old dude was keeping the lights on at his house. Then the dude proposed to her on the stage and tried to give her a ring.
Trisha, who used to guest host Maury, called the ring “disgusting”. Too funny, super-losers are hilarious, dudes falling in love with and wanting to marry their prostitutes are LMAO funny and women blowing a dude for money, then french kissing their husbands is outrageous, disgusting and ROTFLMAO funny. The best part is, while Maury just gives it that “I’ve seen everything” look, Trisha Goddard is honestly revolted by her guests. And who wouldn’t be? Whomever is selecting these guests is getting Trisha wealthy off of these losers. Excuse me, super-losers, the worst of the worst.
Junior, the super-loser, ended up leaving Amanda and moving back in with his family. Now there’s a winning move. Amanda should have moved in with Daniel. At least she wouldn’t have to get off her back.
Awesome. I’m now checking out last week’s Maury. Should be fun!