Catching Up on My Trash TV

I’m going back through my Trash TV from last week. Thank you Trisha Goddard. Your disgust with your guests has never been more evident than in this episode, “Secrets Revealed: I’ve been paying your wife for love!”

20130925_205359This was too cool. Junior, a super-loser, was whining because his hot body wife Amanda was banging some old dude for money. Junior doesn’t have a job. Junior doesn’t care where his wife gets money from. It turned out she had been banging several other dudes (seven) and NOT for money. Junior was weeping but he didn’t do anything. In fact, when the old guy came out on stage, Junior just tried to pull his wife away when he embraced her and kissed her in front of him.

I told my wife, if I had been that dude, and the old dude had done that, I would have been brawling. Slugging it out at center ice. Are you kidding me? But Junior’s a super-loser. He can’t even tell her to shove off because the old dude was keeping the lights on at his house.  Then the dude proposed to her on the stage and tried to give her a ring.

Trisha, who used to guest host Maury, called the ring “disgusting”. Too funny, super-losers are hilarious, dudes falling in love with and wanting to marry their prostitutes are LMAO funny and women blowing a dude for money, then french kissing their husbands is outrageous, disgusting and ROTFLMAO funny.  The best part is, while Maury just gives it that “I’ve seen everything” look, Trisha Goddard is honestly revolted by her guests. And who wouldn’t be? Whomever is selecting these guests is getting Trisha wealthy off of these losers. Excuse me, super-losers, the worst of the worst.

Junior, the super-loser, ended up leaving Amanda and moving back in with his family. Now there’s a winning move. Amanda should have moved in with Daniel. At least she wouldn’t have to get off her back.

Awesome. I’m now checking out last week’s Maury. Should be fun!



About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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7 Responses to Catching Up on My Trash TV

  1. Anonymous says:

    Which cunt wrote this blog post? How is Junior a loser? The guy lost his child, house, job and is going through depression and fuck knows what else. He caught his wife cheating, but was decent enough to give her another chance. I am not judging Amanda, I don’t know her situation or what she has been going through. I can’t even begin to imagine what losing a child feels like. The old cunt didn’t pay her for her modelling, he exploited her and is using emotional blackmail to get her to feel sorry for him. She obviously is not getting love and affection from her mentally ill husband, therefore tends to seek it elsewhere. She is incredibly good looking and even has the looks to become a model. It’s unfortunate when I always see really young and pretty American girls being taken advantage of by cunts that just use them for their own pleasure. You’re just another one of them cunts that laugh at other people’s misfortune. I was hoping your kid dies, but you cannot concieve a child by getting fucked in the ass by another dude, Mr Faggot. I hope cancer claims his life and yours too…

    • I’m sorry Junior lost his child. Unfortunately, many people lose children, it’s a adverse situation. Life is all about how we react to adversity. In this case, Junior reacted by allowing his wife to bang smelly old dudes for money, while choosing not to earn income for his family. A dude allowing his woman to blow some dirty old man because it’s beneath him to work in a McDonald’s isn’t just a loser, he’s a super-loser on the bitter sports blog. And in the eyes of most other humanoids. I’d have more respect for Junior if he was a drug dealer. At least it’s better than sitting around the house waiting for his wife to come back with a few bucks from her john(s).

      • Mandy Carewell says:

        1. Junior did not ALLOW his wife to bang smelly old dudes
        2. It is true that many people lose children YET everyone reacts differently to different situations. You are not to judge him for becoming depressed after losing a child as well as losing a job.
        3. Depression is a very serious illness. One does not know the amount of pain until they experience depression. He needed someone to help boost his confidence and his wife did not seem to try. When she was complaining about Junior not giving her love, maybe she didn’t even try. It is possible that she stopped trying to talk to him and say “I love you” also.

      • Says here the old smelly dude was banging Junior’s wife, and he knew about it. Yeah, depression is a u-know-what. We are definitely aware of that. But did Junior’s wife thinking selling her @$$ would help with that?

      • Anonymous says:

        Dear ‘bittersportspills’, As a person who has been through depression and is currently going through depression and Agoraphobia, I can also say that it is very serious illness and severely misunderstood. Judging by your comments, I can conclude that you haven’t got a clue about depression. It breaks you down and makes and takes over your entire life. You try putting all your energy in getting through the day and you lose interest in anything which others seek joy in.

        He(Junior) didn’t allow her to do anything, she was the one who prostituted herself to the old dude.

        What kind of a person are you? You said you have more respect for a drug dealer. They destroys lives and families, they are the reason some addicts would even starve their own kids just to get some drugs and commit crime to support their habit.

        Why do all you Americans laugh at other people’s misfortune?

  2. nixy says:

    You guys do realize that this is all fake, right? Lols.

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