Maury: Did We Use the Term “Super-Loser” Yet?

We talked about Trisha last night (who by the way, is a fine mature woman, even with the wigs).

We used the term “super-loser” to describe one of Trisha’s guests. Well, we haven’t quite seen Maury’s guests. The first woman is on stage; she and her husband have eight kids and he’s denying the last two. Why? Because his niece says their children have different type toes. Pathetic. Meanwhile, the niece is wearing the most horrible wig ever.

Now there’s this dude who thinks his brother is his baby’s father? We are cranking up to the level of loser. Well, it turns out neither he or his brother is the father. Now the dude has decided to raise the child as if he’s his own. Oh well. At least he’s just a loser.

Finally, there’s a dude who believes his woman–a big time drug addict–slept with his father, and his dad may be the baby’s father. She doesn’t know for sure. Well it turned out positive for them that the son was the father.  However, the son is a super-loser because his dad banged his woman and without protection. Can’t have it. Parents are off limits for sexual contact, and the son didn’t leave the woman. Can you imagine it? Your dad dumping his genetic material into your woman…and you accepting it without complaint?  Yeah, no one had ever quite explained to you it that way.

As for the first case, she was cheating but he turned out to be the father! Congratulations! Your lying wife avoided giving birth to some other dude’s kid or she was already pregnant.

 

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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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