The Test

I’m watching a show Dr. Phil introduced me to, and it’s called “The Test.” It’s hosted by Kirk Fox. They bring people on an they take some kind of test, like pregnacy, lie, etc.

Today, Kirk has on Farrah Abraham, teen tramp. As you know, she was a teen reality TV star of some show, “Pregnant at 16.” She’s taking a test to determine whether she’s pregnant by a porn star. She did a sex tape called “Backdoor Teen Mom.” I have no idea whether or not the term “backdoor” means anything. By the way, being a computer security person, I do not recommend clicking on links to porn.

Too weird. She said she did the video for her own private use but it got into public. Meanwhile, the porn star said she got paid $1M for doing it. On the show, she says she did it after Kirk Fox weaseled it out of her. As you saw in the earlier link she had her private parts molded for…whatever reason.

I’m loving this. Kirk is direct and to the point. She got pummeled by the porn star and now she’s wondering if she’s pregnant. Too funny, I didn’t think the pregnancy thing happened in porn. I figured she’d take a blast off the mouth, forehead or in the hair (if the guy didn’t respect her). Meanwhile, BSP has to admit he knows way too much about the adult entertainment business. No, not from watching them. I knew someone who was sort of in that business, and they talked about it a bit. Like guys having to take shots to get…um…firm. Or the use of substitutes, like pina colada mix for…another substance.

Anyway, this girl is cute, but she’s got real attention deficit issues. Meaning she is suffering from a deficit of attention in her life. Her parents love her, but she’s begging for attention. James Deen, the porn star who banged her says she’s doing it for publicity and attention. She wants to keep the child away from Deen if she is having his kid.

Come on, get on with it! Is Farrah Abraham pregnant?

No. Thank goodness! She doesn’t need to have any more children, ever! At least not till she gains some sense.

About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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