I was watching the Texans play the niners, when it quickly became unwatchable and unlistenable. Unwatchable because Matt Schaub is not even a game manager anymore; unlistenable because Al Michaels is fawning over his beloved niners. It’s 14-0 now, and Schaub just threw another pick. niners likely to score again.
So I’ve turned to my DVR’d copy of last night’s Cheaters. It was the usual outstanding programming.
The client was married to this guy doing “art.” He had this woman “modeling”, but he was also banging her. He had told the model he and his wife had an open relationship. They did not, and she went off on him during the confrontation. They had been married for 15 years.
The other case was a guy who had been with a girl for 6 years. He caught her cheating with a better looking dude and he was all upset. The girl said one of the caught-cheaters favorite things: He was never around. Oh well. It wasn’t like they were married or anything.
Now the niners are burying the Texans, 34-3. Texans are an embarrassment. Wade Phillips in his third season with a team is awful, and it looks like more Texans fans are going to be burning Schaub jerseys:
Please tell me that’s worth it.