Hey, the Redskins play the Cowboys tonight. Did you really think I was going to watch that game? That would put money in the pockets of Al Michaels, NBC and the NFL. Ya’ll can line their pockets but I’m not going to help you in this instance.
Redskins suck. Cowboys suck. The only reason this game is televised is because a lot of dumbasses watch one of these bad teams in particular, no matter how stupid their ownership is, or how many consecutive seasons they do nothing. I know, that was not enough data to tell whom I was speaking of.
I went to the grocery store this afternoon. Lots of fat people there, buying lots of stuff to get even more huge. They are getting ready for Cowboys football, trying to weigh as much as their favorite offensive lineman.