Washington – Dallas

Hey, the Redskins play the Cowboys tonight. Did you really think I was going to watch that game? That would put money in the pockets of Al Michaels, NBC and the NFL. Ya’ll can line their pockets but I’m not going to help you in this instance.

Redskins suck. Cowboys suck. The only reason this game is televised is because a lot of dumbasses watch one of these bad teams in particular, no matter how stupid their ownership is, or how many consecutive seasons they do nothing. I know, that was not enough data to tell whom I was speaking of.

I went to the grocery store this afternoon. Lots of fat people there, buying lots of stuff to get even more huge. They are getting ready for Cowboys football, trying to weigh as much as their favorite offensive lineman.

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About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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