Are you tired of the Seahawks Yet?

They’ve never won a title. They haven’t been all that successful over their history. But my pick to win the Super Bowl, the Seattle Seahawks are quickly wearing out any possible popularity they’ve gained with their antics.

From super-douchebag coach Pete Carroll to the solid Golden jerk Tate, to the so-called “12th Man”, the Seahawks have established themselves as a no-class bagtastic organization with some really stupid fans.  Here’s SeahawksFan:

Yell. Yell louder. Absolutely empty your mind of any thought, then yell at the top of your lungs. Then yell louder. You are SeahawksFan.

You’re loud but your knowledge of football is inversely proportional to how much noise you make.

Russell Wilson. Good guy, but his team’s douchery is going to get him hurt.  Players are going to be gunning for him. Golden Tate won’t understand. A guy like that doesn’t understand how football works. Richard Sherman? He actually gives me pause as to the overwhelming, titanic douchery of Skip Bayless. SKIP BAYLESS, for goodness sake. Skip Bayless is possibly the biggest ‘bag in sports today.

Nobody likes an arrogant SOB. Officials certainly don’t. You can see it as this game goes along, the officials are calling everything on the Seahawks since the Golden Tate waving “bye” nonsense. Of course, Pete Carroll says nothing to him. What a no-class joke that guy is. I just hope Harbaugh gets to pile it on your no-class azz again.

I’d love to see them playing in a Meadowlands blizzard with gusting winds, without a concert hall of a stadium and SeahawksFan screaming like a banshee, drowning out the other team’s signals. Any AFC team other than Denver gets me on their bandwagon to beat them. Seahawks, you’ve broken a BSP record with FOUR types of douchery credited to you. Your douchebag players and coaches make Phillip Rivers appear to be a classy Southern gentleman.

About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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