Monthly Archives: November 2013

“The Bachelor” Producer Deals With Irate Airline Passenger

Saw where Elan Gale, producer on The Bachelor’ reality series, got into it with a passenger on a recent flight. The passenger was upset because she, “Diane” was going to miss Thanksgiving dinner with her family. Gale noted that all … Continue reading

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An Inconvienent Truth

No, not some political thing, silly. I mean, my feelings about having relatives over for a visit. I hate it but there’s no avoiding it. They decided to show up today. The dude texted my wife at 4 am and … Continue reading

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Jerry Springer

During my recuperation from Black Friday, I’m watching Jerry Springer for the first time in ages. What, because I watch trash TV, you think I watch Jerry Springer? It is indeed trash TV, but you can’t even pretend to take … Continue reading

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Josh Sitton: It’s Embarrassing

Hell yes, it’s embarrassing. Especially when you call the other team’s defensive line “scumbags” and their coach a “dick.” LOL. The Lions are dirty. During that game (yes, I saw it before the Black Thursday/Black Friday posts), the Lions also … Continue reading

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Black Friday

Okay, I made it through the Wal-Mart experience and made out pretty well. That firm has learned tremendously from its prior Black Thursday experiences. Now its 3am and I’ve moved on to a military exchange. I have rights to the … Continue reading

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Black Thursday

Yes, I’m in line at Wal-Mart, again. It’s an outrage, again. And I’m saving, again. My wife’s relatives are visiting town. You know, the ones I blogged about earlier. The male fancies himself as a man of God. My wife … Continue reading

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Anna Benson: Koo-Koo For Cocoa Puffs

Did you see Anna Benson on Dr. Phil’s show? I’m only halfway through this show that I’ve recorded and she’s batsh*t crazy. She apparently had Kris Benson at gunpoint, but he called the police and got her arrested. She was … Continue reading

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Ohio State in the National Title Game?

Did you see where Baylor got stomped by Oklahoma State, 49-17, ending their dreams of a national title? Did you see where Oregon lost to Arizona, 42-16, ending any possibility of a BCS game and/or national title? Those are two … Continue reading

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Survivor Winner Todd Herzog in Rehab

I saw the Dr. Phil episode with Todd Herzog, Survivor winner: Photo credit to CBS Todd Herzog won the reality show “Survivor” at the age of 22. He started drinking at the same age, and now he’s drinking 3 bottles … Continue reading

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