I really do have a page, a frikin PAGE “Big Asses, White women and boilers.” I don’t read my own work enough. At least the parts that gain attention. I need to get rid of that, except it’s probably been there for a year or two. So it stays. Nobody reads this page.
I’d apologize to all women with big asses, specifically white women, and the one who described her own. Except I’m not sorry they have big asses. Rock it, honey.