I was watching Kansas City – Denver for a minute until Denver started successfully running its illegal pick plays that you and Al Michaels love so much. What a pack of super douches you are. The one thing I hate in sports is rules applying for one set of contestants. And by the way, I can’t stand the iPad’s autocorrect feature that has me misspelling words. Maybe I’ll fix that one day.
In the meantime, I’m having a lot more fun watching the 25 Greatest Unscripted movies: