Black Thursday

Yes, I’m in line at Wal-Mart, again.
It’s an outrage, again.
And I’m saving, again.
My wife’s relatives are visiting town. You know, the ones I blogged about earlier. The male fancies himself as a man of God. My wife is so thoughtful. She’s putting out soap for them so they can bathe.
Meanwhile they are driving into town in a $40,000 big fat person-mobile, known as a full size truck here in Texas. Too funny, they have two of these big fat person-mobiles and they are making payments on them but they rent a home.
They are also eating their second meal of the day at our house.
Obviously, they can’t afford soap. And my house is a hotel.
Meanwhile, I’m the dbag for going out shopping tonight instead of listening to him preach.

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About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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