During my recuperation from Black Friday, I’m watching Jerry Springer for the first time in ages.
What, because I watch trash TV, you think I watch Jerry Springer? It is indeed trash TV, but you can’t even pretend to take it seriously. The opening today had a stripper on stage, and the show itself is titled “Strippers Make Me Happy.”Now some chick with five teeth in her mouth…a stripper…is showing her ample breasts to the audience. Of course, we at home can’t see them. Our category of “Ratings Ho” is formed from my ex calling Jerry the “Ratings Ho.”
Frankly, the decline of America began when Springer, to allegedly enhance his ratings, began staging fights. Now mind you, the fights previously were emotional events. I know. I watched them. But staged fights weren’t entertaining. Watching women on national TV show their breasts getting blocked out wasn’t entertaining.They were the underbelly of America–the ghetto, Redneck County, the barrio…showing its ass on stage. Literally:
Now, everyone wants to be famous. No one with any intelligence wants to see that stuff. Except for the millions who watch it daily, in the hope of seeing someone they know go on Springer and make an ass of themselves. You think the decline of America has something to do with politics? No, it is purely the result of Jerry Springer. Well, Springer and the Chinese cyber-stealing our stuff.
America is tanking like we’re looking to get a high first round pick. It doesn’t work that way.