Jerry Springer

During my recuperation from Black Friday, I’m watching Jerry Springer for the first time in ages.

What, because I watch trash TV, you think I watch Jerry Springer? It is indeed trash TV, but you can’t even pretend to take it seriously. The opening today had a stripper on stage, and the show itself is titled “Strippers Make Me Happy.”Now some chick with five teeth in her mouth…a stripper…is showing her ample breasts to the audience. Of course, we at home can’t see them. Our category of “Ratings Ho” is formed from my ex calling Jerry the “Ratings Ho.”

Frankly, the decline of America began when Springer, to allegedly enhance his ratings, began staging fights. Now mind you, the fights previously were emotional events. I know. I watched them. But staged fights weren’t entertaining. Watching women on national TV show their breasts getting blocked out wasn’t entertaining.They were the underbelly of America–the ghetto, Redneck County, the barrio…showing its ass on stage. Literally:

Now, everyone wants to be famous. No one with any intelligence wants to see that stuff. Except for the millions who watch it daily, in the hope of seeing someone they know go on Springer and make an ass of themselves. You think the decline of America has something to do with politics? No, it is purely the result of Jerry Springer. Well, Springer and the Chinese cyber-stealing our stuff.

America is tanking like we’re looking to get a high first round pick. It doesn’t work that way.

About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
This entry was posted in Celebrity Wannabe, Douchery, Entertainment, Fisticuffs, Money, Ratings Ho, Trash TV and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s