BSP Discusses Relationships and … Other Stuff

By the way, I’m having some sippin tequila I purchased in Mexico while on a cruise. Anejo. So smooth.

While I was looking at the stats for bittersportspills, I noticed a couple of things:

You all like reading the “Big asses, white women and boilers” thing. I don’t know how to get it off the front page. I think it’s hideous that “beauty” is viewed as a narrow man-like ass. One of society’s biggest problems is, the big ass isn’t glorified except by a bunch of black people. Sad. From a health standpoint, the real damage is done by having a huge boiler. Two guts, the belly combined with the lower belly is seriously unhealthy. And you know what? Men (who I find decidedly unattractive) have boilers.

Also, although you might have guessed I am of color, I’ve never actually said it. Actually, I’m part white, part black, part Hispanic, part Asian … just an amalgam of different races. My parents would choke me if I ever said that in front of them. But it’s true. A long time ago, someone told me a person retains some DNA from each person they have sexual relations with. If you’ve never thought about anything else I’ve written, think about that: That dude/dudette you smashed when you were so blitzed you couldn’t look at your shoes without getting sick, you’re carrying part of them around. For life.

Personally, I think race is just nonsense. Total bullsh*t.

I also read Ella Elle L’A blog again. Great stuff there, like (Dumb) Shit Guys Say (To Me). LOL, that’s some funny stuff. Like this:

So here’s my number, call me maybe? Look gentlemen the only 7-digits of yours I want is your annual income   $1,234,567, and how much of it you’re going to spend on me. Capiche?

I’m trying to think of the best and worst pickup lines I ever used. The worst was, “you can come to my house.” Which she did, and upon learning the location of my home, she attempted to visit uninvited several times. The best was, “I’ve been a bartender, would you like me to fix you another drink?”

Here’s some advice for ladies who don’t understand men:

A. Every man wants to sleep with you.

B. Even men you don’t think want to sleep with you, want to sleep with you.

C. Gay guys will suddenly become “experimental” to sleep with you.

D. You will be judged on what and how you got in position to sleep with.

Ladies, I’d be pretty damn wary of men who want to hear about your problems. They want to sleep with you. While you’re discussing your latest breakup with your male “friend”, this is what he’s thinking:

tits tits tits tits ass ass ass get some tits tits tits ass ass ass get some tits tits tits ass ass ass

Repeat one million times before “excuse me, what did you say?” Don’t ever believe a man is trying to empathize with your problems.

Playing hard to get is a fail. Because while you deprive yourself (and him) of the goodies, his solitary mission becomes getting some. While you evolve into wanting to form a relationship, he just wants to dump a load into you. Then he wants to leave you. Witholding assets is a great female trick for forcing a guy to do your bidding; in reality it hardly ever works.

Get some money, or at least gifts and free meals: Make the dude pay. Have a good time, at his expense. If he balks, cut him loose before it’s too late.

Don’t crush the male ego: If you dump a guy and do it too hard, those pictures he took of you (that you didn’t know about) will make it to certain websites on the Internet. For all your friends and family to find.

Never listen to him on how good you look: His comments means nothing. He’s trying to place his genetic material inside you.

If you EVER say you’re pregnant and tell him it’s not his, he’s going to believe its not his. Forever.

 

 

 

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About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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One Response to BSP Discusses Relationships and … Other Stuff

  1. Ella says:

    Thanks for the shout out 🙂

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