By the way, I’m having some sippin tequila I purchased in Mexico while on a cruise. Anejo. So smooth.
While I was looking at the stats for bittersportspills, I noticed a couple of things:
You all like reading the “Big asses, white women and boilers” thing. I don’t know how to get it off the front page. I think it’s hideous that “beauty” is viewed as a narrow man-like ass. One of society’s biggest problems is, the big ass isn’t glorified except by a bunch of black people. Sad. From a health standpoint, the real damage is done by having a huge boiler. Two guts, the belly combined with the lower belly is seriously unhealthy. And you know what? Men (who I find decidedly unattractive) have boilers.
Also, although you might have guessed I am of color, I’ve never actually said it. Actually, I’m part white, part black, part Hispanic, part Asian … just an amalgam of different races. My parents would choke me if I ever said that in front of them. But it’s true. A long time ago, someone told me a person retains some DNA from each person they have sexual relations with. If you’ve never thought about anything else I’ve written, think about that: That dude/dudette you smashed when you were so blitzed you couldn’t look at your shoes without getting sick, you’re carrying part of them around. For life.
Personally, I think race is just nonsense. Total bullsh*t.
So here’s my number, call me maybe? Look gentlemen the only 7-digits of yours I want is your annual income $1,234,567, and how much of it you’re going to spend on me. Capiche?
I’m trying to think of the best and worst pickup lines I ever used. The worst was, “you can come to my house.” Which she did, and upon learning the location of my home, she attempted to visit uninvited several times. The best was, “I’ve been a bartender, would you like me to fix you another drink?”
Here’s some advice for ladies who don’t understand men:
A. Every man wants to sleep with you.
B. Even men you don’t think want to sleep with you, want to sleep with you.
C. Gay guys will suddenly become “experimental” to sleep with you.
D. You will be judged on what and how you got in position to sleep with.
Ladies, I’d be pretty damn wary of men who want to hear about your problems. They want to sleep with you. While you’re discussing your latest breakup with your male “friend”, this is what he’s thinking:
tits tits tits tits ass ass ass get some tits tits tits ass ass ass get some tits tits tits ass ass ass
Repeat one million times before “excuse me, what did you say?” Don’t ever believe a man is trying to empathize with your problems.
Playing hard to get is a fail. Because while you deprive yourself (and him) of the goodies, his solitary mission becomes getting some. While you evolve into wanting to form a relationship, he just wants to dump a load into you. Then he wants to leave you. Witholding assets is a great female trick for forcing a guy to do your bidding; in reality it hardly ever works.
Get some money, or at least gifts and free meals: Make the dude pay. Have a good time, at his expense. If he balks, cut him loose before it’s too late.
Don’t crush the male ego: If you dump a guy and do it too hard, those pictures he took of you (that you didn’t know about) will make it to certain websites on the Internet. For all your friends and family to find.
Never listen to him on how good you look: His comments means nothing. He’s trying to place his genetic material inside you.
If you EVER say you’re pregnant and tell him it’s not his, he’s going to believe its not his. Forever.