Have you heard? There’s going to be two weeks before the Super Bowl.
Do you think we’ll hear from Richard Sherman and Peyton Manning? Sounds good, right? Maybe to you–America enjoys hype–but not me. I dig pervasive silence, but I won’t get any.
We’ll see Sherman spouting off to anyone who cares to listen, that he’s the best cornerback in the league. Too funny, why did Erin Andrews have to interview Sherman? He’s one of the league’s great big ‘bags. By the way, we’ll hear from all the Seahawks how great they are. Guys like Golden Tate, another serious ‘bag. From an earlier BSP post, “Are you tired of the Seahawks yet?“:
Richard Sherman? He actually gives me pause as to the overwhelming, titanic douchery of Skip Bayless. SKIP BAYLESS, for goodness sake. Skip Bayless is possibly the biggest ‘bag in sports today.
Meanwhile, we’ll see Peyton Manning everywhere else, from SPAMing for bad pizza (did you really tell me Papa John’s does not SUCK?) to DirecTv, the only useful thing he sells. I say Manning is the white man’s version of LeBron James. Shilling BS products that suck, while trying to fool the world into thinking they are nice people.
That previous post generated this little blurb:
I’d love to see them playing in a Meadowlands blizzard with gusting winds, without a concert hall of a stadium and SeahawksFan screaming like a banshee, drowning out the other team’s signals. Any AFC team other than Denver gets me on their bandwagon to beat them. Seahawks, you’ve broken a BSP record with FOUR types of douchery credited to you. Your douchebag players and coaches make Phillip Rivers appear to be a classy Southern gentleman.
I hate to be right. Two weeks of solid Golden Tate douchery from both sides. Then a team I hate is going to win the Super Bowl. Ugh. I’m pulling for Seattle in the first ever “Pot Bowl”. Let’s hope no one tests positive, a little factor the Seahawks and Broncos are familiar with.