Seattle versus Denver

Have you heard? There’s going to be two weeks before the Super Bowl.

Do you think we’ll hear from Richard Sherman and Peyton Manning? Sounds good, right? Maybe to you–America enjoys hype–but not me. I dig pervasive silence, but I won’t get any.

We’ll see Sherman spouting off to anyone who cares to listen, that he’s the best cornerback in the league. Too funny, why did Erin Andrews have to interview Sherman? He’s one of the league’s great big ‘bags. By the way, we’ll hear from all the Seahawks how great they are. Guys like Golden Tate, another serious ‘bag. From an earlier BSP post, “Are you tired of the Seahawks yet?“:

Richard Sherman? He actually gives me pause as to the overwhelming, titanic douchery of Skip Bayless. SKIP BAYLESS, for goodness sake. Skip Bayless is possibly the biggest ‘bag in sports today.

Meanwhile, we’ll see Peyton Manning everywhere else, from SPAMing for bad pizza (did you really tell me Papa John’s does not SUCK?) to DirecTv, the only useful thing he sells. I say Manning is the white man’s version of LeBron James. Shilling BS products that suck, while trying to fool the world into thinking they are nice people.

That previous post generated this little blurb:

I’d love to see them playing in a Meadowlands blizzard with gusting winds, without a concert hall of a stadium and SeahawksFan screaming like a banshee, drowning out the other team’s signals. Any AFC team other than Denver gets me on their bandwagon to beat them. Seahawks, you’ve broken a BSP record with FOUR types of douchery credited to you. Your douchebag players and coaches make Phillip Rivers appear to be a classy Southern gentleman.

I hate to be right. Two weeks of solid Golden Tate douchery from both sides. Then a team I hate is going to win the Super Bowl. Ugh. I’m pulling for Seattle in the first ever “Pot Bowl”. Let’s hope no one tests positive, a little factor the Seahawks and Broncos are familiar with.


About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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