Did you see the Super Bowl? I didn’t. Not one second of the game. Frankly I was floored when I found out it was a blowout.
But what a glorious blowout. You know I don’t like the Seasquawks. But I super don’t like the Broncos. Peyton Manning getting drilled in the SB means he’s 2-2 in the postseason since coming to Denver. In case you didn’t know, that’s the same percentage as the departed Tim Tebow. At the family dinner table, Eli’s going to say “you’ve lost multiple Super Bowls. How does that feel?”
I laughed too.
The passing yardage and touchdown records the Broncos set this season, running it up in games long decided, mean nothing. I’m going to enjoy watching bandwagoning Bronkeys fans throwing their brand new 18 jerseys away. I’m also going to enjoy watching commercials for Papa John’s nasty pizza go. Hey, Tom Jackson, your team lost, which means YOU lost. Omaha, Omaha, Ha, ha! No Bronkeys fans talking crap tomorrow. It’s been a good Sunday.