Winter Olympics in Dogistan

Did you hear, the 2014 Winter Olympics are getting dumped on by everyone in the West who had no idea what to expect in Russia. BSP, who has paid attention to Russia in the past, believes anyone who gave it a second worth of thought should have known what they were getting into.

Washington Post published a semi-light hearted column, “15 Signs that Russia is not very ready for the Olympics.” Topics range from the filthy water to the number of dogs (hence the name “Dogistan”) to the fact there may be suicide bombers in the local area.  Vladimir Putin (a judo black belt) spent $50 billion dollars to make these games go, but not even he could get it fully under control. The place looks a mess. Contractors have stolen a great deal of money. Putin, who has a fairly honest and direct worldview, has got to be royally pissed. One person commenting for the article says Putin will be horrified if a dog roams into the Olympic Opening. People there say it could happen; Sochi has a LOT of dogs.

The Olympics is going to go. It’s going to happen, they are going to be fun and people will leave Russia with a fairly positive image.

Does the International Olympic Committee, an organization of slimy scumbags know Russia has the world’s most beautiful Caucasian women? I bet they do. The 2016 Summer Olympics are going to be hosted by Brazil, home of the world’s most beautiful Hispanic women, other than the United States (since we have Puerto Rico). Hmmm. BSP might be onto something.

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About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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